What else can I do?
Best Answer: Whatever you do, don't get those childproof door knob covers. I got locked in my house for hours once
I’ve tried childproofing my home, but they keep getting back in?
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install a security system, or, get some pit bulls or rots…they may scare them off.
Bear traps. That should get the little bastards
Do you own any baby zappers? They kept the little guys away from my house.
Whatever you do, don’t get those childproof door knob covers. I got locked in my house for hours once
Hire a bodyguard to push them off their bicycles first.
land mines
Get a barbed-wired fence that electrocutes them if they touch it.
electric fence around the yard with razor wire around the top
get Michael Jackson to sit out in front of your house. That should solve the problem LOL.
I’ve got the same problem, these 2 of mine just keep showing up
Pack up and leave no forwarding address.
Change the locks on all your doors, and then hole up in the basement, the children police will be arriving soon.
All of mine know their way home, consider purchasing a new house.
try making them clean their room > they will go and stay away for good !
What works for my kids….Tell them there’s chores to be done. They run like little cockroaches.
Laffy Taffy and a box of razor blades?
You can never keep kids away from candy, its like a magnet
Close your curtains and pretend your not in when they come home from school.
for starters you should hav raped it in the first place no kids none to get in hahaha rite
WERE NOT GOING TO STOP!
BOOOOOOO
i just got you in there inner mind..no hope…
o, your welcome!
Lock the damn doors! That’s what I gotta do!
i reccommend pit bulls, some sort of moat with snakes and alligators
and make sure that you have some sort of taser or weapon
HA HA
You can’t do a thing mate.
I’m sorry to say, but you’ve only got 1 option. Move!
hahahhahahahhahahhahahhahaha, try then come over my house to see if it works at my house
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Nothing my friend….there is not a damn thing you can do….they keep getting in like ants….
sulfuric acid mote
Hang green vegetables around your house.Try hanging a playstation from a tree in your yard.Give them cigarettes.
Hahaha
Leave food outside they will follow the trail away from your house! Use such items as cookies, brownies or cake,….money works too! lol
Stop feeding them or they’ll keep coming back!
Sorry but moving may be your only option. Best of luck I had to move to, to another continent.
Send them off via UPS to another state